SHIT'S & CREEKS
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2020 - Herstmonceux in Sussex is not what it used to be. Villagers are being forced to rent in towns, rather than being able to live where they were brought up - at reasonable prices. In modern England, councils are operating against the interests of young families. Rents for new builds in Herstmonceux are exorbitant. The rich get richer and the poor, poorer - and the climate hotter.
Affordable Housing - for an agricultural worker on a local wage
Arseholes - Anus, or Asshole - an unpleasant, irritating or contemptible person
A to Z of Wildlife, Habitats and Species - Badgers, Ducks, Herons, Moorhens
Badgers - displaced during the Shit Creek development by Southern Water
Bum Deals - What is a 'bum deal' ?
Clarion Group - Homes sold Shit Creek to Latimer 2018 - WD/2015/0090/MA0 & WD/2018/1584/MRM
Community Infrastructure Levy - CIL payments, where is the money going?
Conservation of Habitats and Species Regulations 2017 -
Corporate Manslaughter and Homicide Act 2007 - When does premeditated negligence become murder?
Crapper - Thomas, a plumber who invented and promoted sanitary appliances: "Going for a crap"
Death Hill - A dangerous junction on the A271 with limited visibility splay
Ducks - Under threat from a proposed 70 house development in Herstmonceux
ESCC - Highways, road deaths, potholes - East Sussex County Council
Elm Close, Woodlands View hillside development from 2020.
Environment Agency - England's Governmental department for prevention of water contamination
Financial Slavery - The renting society where landlords leach off the labours of others
Frogs - Potentially under threat from a proposed 70 house development in Herstmonceux
Gleeson (M J) Developments - Was involved in Herstmonceux's Shit Creek
Global Warming - The rising temperature of planet earth causing climate change & species extinctions
Groundwater (England and Wales) Regulations 2009 - Hazardous and non hazardous substances
Guardian, The - May 2020, terrible name, terrific sitcom
Hawthorn Lane, Woodlands View hillside development from 2020
Herons - Under threat from a proposed 70 house development in Herstmonceux
Herstmonceux Parish Council - Village
How Much - £Does it cost to build houses in the UK in 2020
Human excrement, shit, faeces, crap, turds, taking a dump
James Brokenshire - Policies created renting society, perpetuating financial slavery
Judas Iscariot - Sold out Jesus Christ for 20 pieces of silver
Judicial Reviews - Council's duty to be Wednesbury reasonable, act legally and rationally
Lake District - Wealden's Little Venice
Latimer Homes - Property developers with interest in land at Herstmonceux for house building
Lime Wells - Herstmonceux is blessed to have a working well in the village still providing drinking water
Links - To other shit creek websites
Margaret Thatcher - Poll tax and social housing sell off
Moorhens - Under threat from a proposed 70 house development in Herstmonceux
Natural England - Limited assistance in the protection of wildlife, specific to SSSIs
New Zealand - Bill English's economics based on borrowing, more and more
Newts - Potentially under threat by the run off from 70 houses in Herstmonceux
Oak Way, Woodlands View hillside development 2020
Parkhurst Road Ltd v Sec of State for Communities & Local Gov & Anor  EWCH 991 (Admin)
Potty Training - Wealden tried to take away toilets despite Health & Safety Regulations 1992
Proceeds of Crime Act 2002 - Confiscation and forfeiture orders, money and land
Rats - Vermin that spread the Plague, Black Death, also some civil servants and developers
Rectory - Pond(s) at Lime Park likely to fall foul of conservation legislation - Pond Survey
Rectory, Old - Sold subject to conditions - Herstmonceux property for sale in 2020
Robin Hood - Robbing from the poor to give to the rich
RSPB - Royal Society for the Protection of Birds
Schitt's Creek - Excellent Canadian comedy series,
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Emily Hampshire
Chris Elliot, Tim Rozon, Dustin Milligan, Sarah Levy
Shit Creek - Herstmonceux, East Sussex
Sussex Police - failures to investigate planning related crime, gives corrupt planners free reign
Thakeham Homes - Did a lot of the Shit Creek negotiations with Wealden
Thirty Pieces of Silver - Blood money
Tim Watson's - 2015 planning application for 70 houses
Toads - Under threat from a proposed 70 house development in Herstmonceux
Up shit creek without a paddle
Venice - Little, Lake District, Wealden
Water - Ground pollution drinking supplies Environmental Regulations 2010 & 2017
Wealden District Council - Area Plans South WD/2015/0090/MA0 & WD/2018/1584/MRM
Wednesbury Rule of Reasonableness - Associated Provincial Picture Houses v Wednesbury Corp 1948
Well-Being of Future Generations (Wales) Act 2015
Westridge Construction Limited - Company 02557785
Wells - Historic monuments at risk from groundwater contamination in Herstmonceux
Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 - An act to protect birds against harm
Woodlands View - A grotesque hillside development supported by pile driven steel in Herstmonceux
BROWN CLIFFS ABOMINATION No1 - Unlike Dover, with their beautiful white cliffs, in Wealden they like the colour brown so much they gave planning permission to build this artificial edifice in the country - taking with it the natural beauty of the countryside for walkers - and - or so it seems, polluting the watercourse downstream. They call the mini-estate Woodlands View, including Elm Close, Hawthorn Lane and Oak Way.
Just about all of the 70 houses proposed for build on the field adjacent to Lime Cross, will flush pesticides downhill into Lime Pond (centre lower), so killing the herons, ducks, fish, frogs and newts. Anyone party to the killing of these animals by poisoning, is liable to imprisonment. We'd imagine remedial works would involved demolition of the houses, by way of a restoration order. So why go there? There are dozens of other locations to build, far more suitable and where the land is cheaper. Why destroy our heritage and habitats?
AMBERSTONE - You can't build houses at this scale and then host COP26 with clean hands. We are hypocrites.
Wealden is piling on the climate change pressure, rather than scaling down to try and achieve equilibrium with nature. The sad thing is that the public don't understand that they are being led by the nose into a cauldron of desertification and wildfires - that because what we build does not have an immediate effect on our doorstep - we think it is fine to chew up the countryside, so that banks and building societies can give commercial mortgages to landlords - who are collectively the non-productive leaches on society. For sure we are headed Up Shit Creek Without a Paddle.
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